SHOCKER: Govts Copies and adopts Kazakhstan's Website for the president website

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When i heard that the Government opened a website for the president I fell short of praises but to say atleast the "Digital Govt" is becoming Digital after all.
I expected the Website to be creative and more appealing with the likes of Dennis Itumbi being in his social cycle.
However I was disappointed to learn that they just copy pasted The Kazakhstan's Govt Website.

I though we had creative minds but LOL....Check out for yourselves

(http://www.akorda.kz/index.php) that the new government site has just entirely copied (www.president.go.ke).

It is quite clear that the yet to be launched site is a perfect copy of Khazakhstan's site....what a SHAME???

SONKO SENDS STRONG MESSAGE TO BENSUDA ON HIS HEAD

The flamboyant Senator in response to ICC's defereal of Uhuru's case to February next year, posted the following picture on his facebook profile with the caption 

"ICC judges defer President Uhuru's case to next year..Amen"

Socialite Maura Malaga goes nude (PHOTOS) +18

Bootilicious Hotstuff Video Vixen Maura Malaga decided to showcase her goodies
Check em out

Sironga Girls High School releases a statement regarding Death of Student

In a statement sent to news rooms and posted on the School's official Facebook page the school had to say the following.
"With Humble acceptance of God’s will, we announce the death of Miss Winnie Kwamboka Maikuri Admission number 7726, A Candidate KCSE 2013, Index 43706108150.
Winnie, who died at Kenyatta National Hospital fighting for her life in a cardiac related condition, Joined Sironga Girls High School in 2011 January at Form 2.

She was a hardworking student, mindful of her performance and wished to be a doctor after school. This ambition was cut short on 30th October 2013 at 5pm by the cruel hand of death after Winnie sitting for only six papers in her KCSE Examinations.

The Sironga Girls Community wishes her family Strength in this period of sorrow. 

We send our gratitude to all our well wishers sending us condolences and messages of courage for our shaken candidates that were sitting this years KCSE with her.

Further gratitude to go to the school BOG, PTA, Nyamira District Hospital Staff, Kenyatta National Hospital Staff, Ministry of Education, Kisii Level 5 Staff, Kisii County Government in liaison with the Kenya Red Cross Staff, Sironga Old Girls and the SDA church Nyamira & South Kenya conferences , All friends And relatives.

We praise The Lord’s Name for His will Has been done
Job Chapter 1 Verse 21. 
And said, Naked came i out of my mother's womb, and Naked shall i return there: the LORD gave and the LORD has taken Away; Blessed be the Name of the LORD."

AAAAWWW! FORMER PRESIDENT KIBAKI KISSING LUCY IN PUBLIC (+18)

This is an epic photo of the former president kissing his wife Mrs Lucy Kibaki in a crowded Train

Find out why DJ Creme De la Creme is a happy Father

Dj Crème and his wife Denise, are happy parents after their bouncing baby boy Jamari went through a successful operation at the Getrudes children's Hospital Muthaiga.

As Crème had earlier reported, the family was a bit worried about the surgerybeforehand but the encouraging messages from well-wishers and fans kept them going.

Soon after the surgery, the couple took to social media announcing that baby Jamari Njuguna had gone through a successful surgery and also thanking their fans for the love and support they had shown.

KCSE Students dies doing exams

Her name is Winnie of Sironga Girls High School.
She was sitting her KCSE this year when She fell ill on wednesday while doing her Maths p2. 
Her teachers and fellow students rushed her to Kisii level 5, where she was later referred to Kenyatta National Hospital for specialised treatment. 
Sadly She was discovered to have had a heart failure And passed away.

We would like to condole with the Family and friends of Winnie. Please accept our condolences. Losing a student like this is never easy YOU will always be in our hearts. You was too young to leave us, but God must have had a different plan. Your life may have taken a detour, but God is still on the throne. He has brought you this far, and sooner or later, your peace will be restored.

WHY CUTE FACE AND SEXY BODY WON'T GET YOU A HUSBAND (+18)

99.99% of Kenyan girls would do anything to get a rich husband who will enable them to live in a leafy suburb, drive a nice car and shop in the likes of Enkarasha, CityWalk, Nakumatt etc. Unfortunately, this is not always the case - many fall and cry along the way.

Essentially, rich dudes date brown or chocolate, drop-dead gorgeous girls for show-off and and of course; 5ex. However, when it comes to finding a wife, they look for somebody whom they are compatible (something to do with common interests and views) with. Someone with proven ability to generate wealth, someone with some wealth of their own, someone who is able to solve problems, someone who can run business when he is away, someone who is independent (not living off their parents), someone who is not nagging.... someone who is done with petty fantasies such as dreaming about glamorous weddings, tours, romantic dinners, new dresses etc. In short, they want a woman (her beauty not withstanding) for a wife and a pretty-girl for 5ex. It's that simple.

So, Kenyan girls - a rich man will date you (for sometime), f*ck you to his satisfaction; but mark my words - He will never marry you. The rich marries the rich in most cases - Look at the rich around you and see whom they married! Also, look at the wives of the rich... are they all that pretty?

If you think that your pretty face will be your means to a good life - I'm sorry. Beauty alone cannot make you an ideal wife to a rich dude; you need the x-factors I mentioned above. Unless, you find a rich fool (which is rare) to marry you just because of your beauty, you will end up over-f*cked, unmarried and still dreaming of getting a rich prince at the wrinkly age of 40. And as you are waiting, remember that your beauty is fading away with years and so, chances of getting a good husband even from your own class are dwindling. in fact, this is the reason we have so many unmarried women at the age of 30-40 going for prayers when that Nigerian pastor comes.

If you really want to be happy, you should date someone from your own social class.  Alternatively,  you can work your ass off to get to higher social classes and thereafter date there - however, many girls do not want to do this. They know too well that chances of getting rich nowadays are very very slim and only a handful of us will ever get there - the rest will continue dreaming.... to their old age.

Verdict: Girls, work hard to get your own money. When you get it, a good guy who has worked hard too to get his will come. - Any other shortcuts will land you in a lot of disappointments. You will remain poor and single for the rest of your life. Furthermore, you risk being a subject of public ridicule (just like Eda Atieno) in the process of looking for a rich guy. You have a choice to make and remember, no one will ever live your life on your behalf! You succeed, you grin in happiness alone; You fail, you glum in sadness, alone.

The 2 girls below that I met on Facebook thought I was rich (based on my FB profile perhaps) and sent me these photos via inbox. Mark you, we only chat for a day or two!

WHY TOURISTS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH KENYAN WOMEN (+18)

Kenyan sex, or simply sex in Kenya or if u prefer Kenya sex, is a hot topic among sex tourist in Kenya.  Hey i decided to write this story coz its real and all ladies who have done it can attest to the facts.

First, and don’t try to deny this, u have seen those jung’us with Kenyan girls. Have u ever seen a jungu with Akinyi mwenye rasa imefika westie mwili ikiwa tao? Why? Thin Kenyan girls do know how to screw n do the magical Kenyan sex.


Second reason why jung’us love those thin Kenyan ladies is because, most sex tourists in Kenya have weird sexual behaviors. Most of the guys love kunfungua boot (anal sex). They say 5ex in Kenya is special coz most of those Kenyan girls hawajawahi funguliwa boot… (but ladies if u ever have been funguliwa, share with us, ama jamaa kama unafunguanga, share it here).

So the thin Kenyan girls when they stay doggy style, n they bend forward, the ass opens wide n the mzungu is able to have a clear view of her ass as well as clear penetration of her asshole…… if ushawahi manga dame ako narasa kubwa, doggy style, u understand what am saying. Ni ngumu sana kuingiza dicki hata kwa huko ndani.

Another reason, and am saying this out of experience with karumaindo mapoko na three aden mapoko, Kenyan girls have a unique way of screaming that makes the guy fuck even harder……though at times poko anafikiria juu ya rent. You see, sex in Kenya is special, atleast to the white guys. They Kenyan girls will scream n thank you a million times for fucking them.

By the way the poko I fucked from karumaindo had asked me niongeze mia moja apige nduru kabisa. The other reason is that, Kenyan sex is cheap. What with 5 dollars, considering the inflation, that is 500 bob, unkula senye mpaka morning. One guy was quoted saying….kenya sex the best. He was an italiano.

There is one Kenyan girl who told me they were f*cked 2 ladies by one guy coz he was paying each 5,000. This Kenyan girl from the village had nothing to loose n everything to gain for being one of the supplier of Kenyan sex to sex tourists.

She told me this guy swallowed some tabs before they engaged him. Oooh boy….they guy wakati alisimamisa, he went for like 5hrs bila kumwaga. This ladies were at first enjoying but kutoka kitu 2hrs, hahahaha considering each 1hr, they were screaming in pain.

The guy alindunga mkundu, then he is fucking like ako na vibrator kwa mgongo… chachachachachacha…. jamaa hachoki na hamwagi…. akiona huyu ameumia, anakuanya anaingia dame 2…..kuma for lubrication then mkundu….the girls could not put up n one fainted. Then the guy had put a tape recorder on n he was recorking the whole Kenyan sex movie. Mennnnnn what a f*ck

So if u hear your sis ama cuzo ama any Kenyan girl ako na mzungu….chances are that, she can withstand high velocity anal f*ck than u can f*ck an old mamas pussy.

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MAN CHOPS OFF OWN PENIS (GRAPHIC PHOTO) +18

Unlucky in LOVE Yang Hu was so fed up with not having a girlfriend that he chopped off his own penis -because he had no real use for it.

The depressed 26-year-old believed there was no chance of ever finding a partner due to his long work hours.

So in desperation he cut off his penis in a bid to stop himself thinking about finding love.

Realising his mistake Yang CYCLED to hospital to get treatment only to be sent home by shocked doctors who told him to retrieve his severed penis so they could attempt to reattach it.

However, when he returned he had lost too much blood and so surgeons were unable to save it.

Yang's friends said that he had been increasingly depressed about the fact that since moving to the city he could not find a girlfriend.

They said that his long hours working in a clothing factory in Jiaxing, in Zhejiang province in east China, meant he he doubted he would ever have a chance to meet a woman.

KENYA RAILWAYS IGNORED A WARNING THAT COULD HAVE PREVENTED MUTINDWA ACCIDENT

SHOCKING REVELATION ON UMOINNER ACCIDENT (PHOTOS)

On wedness morning saw a Fatal accident at the juction between Umoja and Buru Buru at the Mtindwa Stage involving Umoinner Sacco Bus and Train.

The accident occurred at a time when most city residents were going to work and left 11 dead as well as scorees injured.

However many question as to how the accident occured is a puzzle that many are still trying to come to reality with.

Its said that the Bus driver and Conductor Escaped unhurt and went into hiding apparently after collecting passangers fares.

Its intriguing as to how the bus driver failed to Notice the oncoming Train which usually starts hooting from Donholm all the way to Umoja Mtindwa where the accident happened.

Eye witness claimed that the bus mysteriously stopped on the railway line and did not move regardless of attempts by the driver to restart the car.

Its this time that the driver jumped off leaving the passangers to be crushed.

One of the Mtindwa Merchants said that the Train dragged the ill fated bus for more that 200 meters crushing It and the occupants into pieces.

He also alleged that the death toll is more than 20 as bodies were strewn all over the place.

The bus management on their facebook page said that "#MutindwaTrainAccident Temporary structures constructed along the railway line make it difficult for the drivers to see approaching trains.nation updates.#"

 

 

MISS MUGOYA

Gentlemen, allow me to present to you Shelby Mugoya the sister to Ian Mugoya who hosts Straight up On KTN.
Enjoy

JAMES OSWAGO IN TROUBLE

The Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission has arrested four top Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission ( IEBC) officials for irregularities in the biometric voter kits tender.The four, including CEO Chair James oswago, are set to be arraigned in court tomorrow.
In June this year, the Public Accounts Committee of the National Assembly made inquiries into the procurement process of the electronic voter kits.
Director of Public Prosecution Keriako Tobiko asked the anti-graft body to conduct investigations into the acquisition of the kits as directed by the Supreme Court and forward a report on the findings to his office for action in August this year.
More to follow

MUTUNGA SHOULD SEE THIS (VIDEO)

This the moment that changed the whole Nation

HELP FIND EVELYN KIMANGA

Police in Brighton are concerned for the welfare of a student who has not been seen for over month.

26-year old Evelyn Kimanga, a student at the University of Brighton who had been living at an address in The Highway, Brighton, was last seen at the end of September when she returned from a trip to Kenya, where she comes from.

Police were informed on 14 October and have been making enquiries in Brighton, where informationj has now been received that she was seen in the city on Saturday 26 October.

 

That infornation updates previous reports that she may have gone to London.

 

Evelyn is described as black, 5'5", slim, with brown eyes and shoulder length afro-style hair. It is not known what she was wearing when she went missing.

Sergeant James Dover said; "There is no evidence to suggest that Evelyn did not leave of her own accord, but we understand she had been depressed recently so naturally we are concerned for her welfare.

"Anyone who has any information about where Evelyn may be is asked to call us via 101 or email 'contact.centre@sussex.pnn.police.uk', quoting serial 251 of 14/10."

Source http://www.sussex.police.uk/pressline/2013/10/26/updated-27-october-concern-for-woman-missing-from-brighton