These 29 Photos Will Make You Look At Least Twice. They’re Hilariously Perfect.

Each and every one of these 29 pictures will make you say WTF. It’s hard to see, but they are all amazing optical illusions that were created on accident. You’ll have to do a double-take just to notice. They are all awesome, although I do feel bad for the poor women who accidentally look naked. Oops!

That man is not sliding down the river.

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That’s NOT an extremely provocative woman.

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That’s not a mystical, floating lady.

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That baby doesn’t have a big bottom.

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That’s not a magical giant kneeling on the water.

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That’s not a boyfriend hugging his girlfriend.

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That’s not REALLY a convertible.

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That’s not a dog commuting to work.

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That’s not what you think it is in the mirror…

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That’s not a lady-dog spending her afternoon fishing.

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That’s not a baby with a man’s head.

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That’s not a zebra centaur woman. I think.

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That’s not a big man with a tiny head.

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That’s not a one-headed monster.

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That’s not the pose that you think it is – the girl on the right isn’t in the air.

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That’s not an alien horse.

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That girl isn’t carrying her boyfriend.

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That’s not Liev Schreiber with really pretty legs.

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That kid doesn’t have REALLY long arms.

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That is not a tiny man riding a woman off into the sunset.

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That’s not a faked picture.

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That’s not a giant seagull.

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That’s not a mythological creature, it’s just two cats.

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That’s not a man with super fancy legs.

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That guy isn’t just a painting.

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That’s not a SUPER old basketball player.

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That’s definitely not a naked woman.

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That’s not a picture of the world’s most terrifying child

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That’s not his stump of a hand.

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That’s not an armed fish.

Shock as Monster Energy drink loved by Nairobi teens has killed several in Britain

According to a story published this week by the Daily Mail, Monster energy drink could lead to seizures, mania, stroke, sudden death or a fatal heart attack. The energy drink, being sold at Sh200 is popular with the young in Nairobi, especially teenagers. The UK family of a 14-year-old girl who died after she drank two of the beverages is also suing the makers of Monster, an energy drink with the caffeine equivalent of seven cans of Coca-Cola.
In December 2011, 14-year-old Anais Fournier died of “cardiac arrhythmia due to caffeine toxicity” after drinking two 710 ml cans of Monster Energy drink. With some cans having 13 teaspoons of sugar and the equivalent in caffeine of two cups of coffee, there is growing alarm over what these drinks are doing to the young body and brain. According to another article in The New York Times, five people may have died over the past three years after drinking Monster Energy, according to incident reports recently released by the US watchdog, Food and Drug Administration.  In the Daily Mail article, Jenni Weaver was baffled by her 15-year-old daughter Gina’s mysterious symptoms. “She started having really bad stomach cramps,” says Jenni. “She was suffering headaches, too. I was so worried, but I couldn’t work it out and neither could our family doctor.” In March, the pain got so bad that Gina, 15, had to be hospitalised and given morphine.
“The doctor couldn’t establish what was causing it, so he asked Gina about her diet,” says Jenni. “She had a normal diet, but then she mentioned that she drank the energy drink Monster. She admitted she drank about three or four cans a day, which she was buying on her way to school. “The doctor told her that she had to stop. Gina followed the doctor’s advice and the stomach pains and headaches have ceased.”  Gina was drinking up to two litres of Monster a day, which is around 640mg of caffeine – the recommended daily limit for adults is 400mg. A 2011 study in America reported on a number of cases where excessive caffeine consumption in energy drinks had been associated with effects such as “seizures, mania, stroke and sudden death”. Monster is distributed in Kenya by Wines of the World, one of the leading forces in the alcoholic beverage market.
Was taken to bed  When reached for comment by The Nairobian as to whether the company has raised awareness among consumers about over consumption of Monster, a Ms Ann from the marketing department said: “Anything we communicate to consumers usually come from the head office and all the information about the drink is available on the head company’s website.”  ‘Kui’, a waitress at Extreme Pub and Restaurant in Embakasi said the drink is a favourite with  teetotalers. “Most people who join their friends but don’t drink prefer to take Monster. They drink three or four cans the whole night. I didn’t know too much of it is bad,” she says. E-mails to Kenya Bureau of Standards regarding Monster weren’t replied to by the time The Nairobian was taken to bed as  the switchboard operator could not transfer us to the specific department, but asked that we book an appointment to see the director next week, (February 10-14).

Calif Records' Clemo solicing Sex for Music

Reports reaching us indicate that a senior Calif the Records Producer and Manage takes advantage of new Lady entrants in the Music Industry.

Known for his hot hits, Clemo apparently told an upcoming artist to sort him out sexually, he will produce her song for Free!1

Apparently, even after feasting on the lady's goods, Clemo is yet to live up to his promise.

Does is mean that He sleeps with every Calif Record Female Musician???

OMG!! Strut It Afrika! I was hired to con....

You all know about the story we did on Strut It Afrika The con Agency how they con Models and how they steal from people through their briefcase Agency.

No So much has been said about Hot Crunch being sponsored by a rival Agency but I wonder which agency would sponsor a story concerning a briefcase agency ran by students?

This story was given to us by one of the former Models who was also conned.

Anyway put that aside.

We invited them to our office and called their secretary of Legal Affairs Mr. Rashid Rishard to around table meeting and serve us with their Charge sheet for defarmation as they claimed.

Rishard Rashid

Rashid came out clean and said he left Strut it Africa last year when things got thick because of the pressure from Models asking for Jobs as well as differences between him and other guys at the Top management.

Asked about the recent audition which Strut it Africa did at Secrets Lounge,
"I was hired!" Came his Reply.

Rumors has it that after their recent tour of auditions, they will resurface with a new name since Strut It has been deemed unfit to con People.

They are currently in Mombasa doing the same thing they do.....
Auditions and conning

We called Rnaze on his cell but there was no reply neither did he respond to our texts.

We ask,

Why is Strut it Never Registered?
Do they pay Taxes?
Why are they operating from their Campus Hostels?


OK I'll take a nap.

They can go ran with their stories to other blogs but at Hot Crunch, we expose every detail we get.

Be the JUDGE

Shocking!!! Leaked Video. Police Officers having sex in the office

Our Police officers have gone extreme and are now having sex with their mates.
See the video below

Justin Beiber Caught S_ckling on Str1ppers B00bies in Public ! Where Do You think He went wrong ?

A controversial picture of Justin Bieber biting a stri'pper’s n1.ple has shocked fans as the teenage popstar continues his free-fall from popularity.

It’s the latest sign the 19-year-old is going off-the-rails as he nibbles a female’s br3ast with his pal Khalil Sharieff at a recent party.

The woman – whose identity is currently unknown – is sporting a fruity rainbow coloured Playboy bunny tattoo as she cups her bosoms for the eager lads.

A source says the stri' pper was “hired to perform” for Bieber and his friends at a Los Angeles recording studio, report TMZ.

Bieber obviously quite fancied a, er, taste of the action or his dummy was unfortunately misplaced.

A few years ago the Boyfriend singer confessed to Rolling Stone he didn't believe in S3X before marriage.

Where did it all go wrong?

No doubt his defiant mother Pattie Mallette will be disappointed the see the S3Xual snap after backing her son against the recent criticism following his arrest.

She told friends: “Justin is not out of control. He has always been someone who has to do things his way. He will do the right thing and he will come out on top.”

Bieber is suffering the toughest test of his career after police in Toronto decided to charge the star with assault last week.

Is Justin Justified to do this ? where did he ever Go Wrong ? What Do You think his Mother shoul do about this ?

The last thing a 3 year old said "I will tell God everything!!"

This picture is haunting and it’s been floating around the internet with the sentence:

The last sentence a 3-year-old Syrian said before he died: “I’m gonna tell God everything”

And that’s equally haunting.  It’s impossible to verify but the picture tells a story about the pain and suffering that exists in Syria right now.  There are many in the media who would like to say this is because president Bashar al-Assad is a ruthless killer.  And that’s half true.  Like other government leaders – he has engaged in war and with that war has come the death of tens of thousands and the displacement of over 1 million Syrians now living in refugee camps.

But this hasn’t always been the case.  This is the inevitable result of a covert war being waged by the U.S., Israel and other Sunni countries like Qatar and Saudi Arabia.  Our interests in taking down the Syrian dictator al-Assad are all about geo-politics.  If we take out Syria – we neuter Iranian influence in the region.  It has gotten so bad that al-Qaeda is now fighting on the same side as the United States government and Bashar al-Assad and his government are fighting al-Qaeda.  And Syrians are all the victim of this massive global covert proxy war.

It has gotten to the point where we don’t even know if the chemical weapons that were used in Syria were the result of al-Qaeda or the Syrian government.  When it comes to matters of intelligence and propaganda – it’s very hard to discern truth from fiction.  But no one can deny that Syria was a very stable country until we decided to go in all guns blazing.  We’re not bringing democracy to the world – that’s the sound of imperialism baby.

Serena Williams Goes Out Without Pantiés …. Mistakenly Exposes Her ‘THING’ in Public [PHOTOS]

Why do ladies go out without their underwéar, This is simply madness on another level.

WARNING!! US intelligence reports REVEAL that AL SHABAAB may strike Kenya’s Kenya installations anytime from NOW

The Director of US National Intelligence, James Clapper, has issued a warning to Kenyan authorities that Al Shaabab insurgents are planning a major terrorist attack in Kenya.

 

While testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Capitol Hill on Wednesday, the Director said the Al Shabaab militants may be planning new attacks on Kenyan soil.

 

“East African Governments will have difficulty protecting the wide range of potential targets.” Clapper said.

 

He also said the Somali – based ragtag could also launch attacks on Burundi, Djibouti, Ethiopia and Uganda because of those countries’ troop contributions to the African Union force in Somalia.

 

“The credibility and effectiveness of the young Somali Government will be further threatened by persistent political infighting, weak leadership from President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud, ill-equipped Government institutions and pervasive technical, political and administrative shortfalls,” Clapper told the committee.

 

Is the Kenyan intelligence doing enough to thwart any attack that could be forthcoming?

 

Demarco Having A “Three some” in New Video,(18+)

Dermaco has completely gone A-wire if you know what i mean. The “Loyal” singer decided to show the world what his mother gave him and go completely naked in his new video…..yes, he unleashed his big self to everyone.

In his video “Ride” he is filmed performing sexual acts with two video vixens or should I say porn stars. The video has gotten a lot of backlash for being too explicit but the singer sees no harm done with the video.

He instead believes that people should instead look at the good scenes in the clip before the nude part terming the criticism as hypocrisy. What good scenes????Dude must be high…

Check out the video HERE.

SHOCKING: Video Dens In Kibera Showing LIVE S*X Shows

p0rnmovies seem so yesterday in some parts of Nairobi. Weeks of investigations have uncoveredshocking scenes of people paying to watch live s*x in Makina, Gatwekera and Laini Saba areas in Kibera.

Several video dens have turned to ‘broadcasting’ live shows where residents pay as little as Sh150 towatch men and young girls have s*x for at least 15 minutes per session.

Gatwekera slum in Kibera is a jumble of rusted metal roofs that stretches to the horizon. At night, paths in the slum belong to police, muggers, and lately, enthusiastic men who throng video dens to watch live s*x.

During the day, men frequent the mabati video dens to watch the latest flick or football game, but at night, the video dens are turned into a stage where people pay to watch live s*x, courtesy of shrewd twisted youthful entrepreneurs.

Once inside the packed video den, which can accommodate up to 20 people, bulbs are yanked off their holders, leaving a lone bulb hanging over the stage. The girls, sourced locally, are barely past their teens.

“A show usually has two or three girls. Once the man finishes, people have to pay another Sh150 to watch the girl have s*x with a second man,” reveals our source, who was born, raised, and still lives in Ayany area.

The girls, he says, are usually school dropouts.
“Most of the girls who engage in s*x-for-view have babies, and they probably prefer being paid for s*x in public than stand in the street trying to earn money off prostitution,” says our source.
At times, especially when men are drunk, such viewings get out of hand and some offer up to Sh500 to have s*x with the girl.
“There can never be a problem with the police because in most of the viewings, police are usually available. In fact, cops on patrol usually pass by for their share of protection money,” he says.
The entrance fee can be hiked to Sh200 if the girls taking part that night are fresh, youthful and probably underage. In the shows, a female usually has no say as to whether a man should wear a condom or not. It’s the man’s decision.
p0rnmovies seem so yesterday in some parts of Nairobi. Weeks of investigations have uncovered shocking scenes of people paying to watch live s*x in Makina, Gatwekera and Laini Saba areas in Kibera.
Several video dens have turned to ‘broadcasting’ live shows where residents pay as little as Sh150 to watch men and young girls have s*x for at least 15 minutes per session.

EXPOSED!!! Samsung Jaza Keja Promotion was a big Fraud!!

Last year, Samsung was running some promotion called Jaza Keja. From what we can gather, Samsung was rewarding one LUCKY shopper who bough a Samsung electronic, with a full house worth of electronics and a pick-up.

This pick-up had goods worth over KES. 800,000/= including:
- A Samsung 46″ SMART Tv
- A Samsung BluRay 3D Home Theatre System
- A Samsung Washing machine
- A Samsung GalaxyNote 10.1
- A Samsung GalaxyS 4
- A Samsung Series 9 laptop
- A Samsung Vacuum cleaner
- A Samsung Colour Laser Printer

So on the 23rd, just a day before the  Final draw, one Kevin Madegwa(@sirfender) Tweeted Samsung to follow him so he can DM (send them a private message)

So on 24th which was the final draw, Samsung announced the winner Kevin Madegwa as the Winner.!!
How coincident!!!

I wonder what kind of deals Kevin broke with Samsung guys to make him the winner or what he had to give them.
Was the draw supervised by Betting Control and Licensing Board (BCLB) officials??

Samsung is too Much!!! 

So where are the relevant Authorities to take action on this?

Exposed!!! How STRUT IT AFRICA Cons innocent Models In Kenya

STRUT IT AFRICA is arguably one of the most admired briefcase Modelling agency in in Kenya.
Its run by beautiful conmen and women led by Rnaze Mukibi a Ugandan seeking refuge in Kenya and her one Malaika.

Just for Your info, Its Run by USIU Cronies looking to make quick a quick buck as well as Fame and of cos they are still office less.

Now, Every Year, they conduct free auditions where they Target upcoming Models who want the fame and glamor of the Modelling World thinking Strut It Africa will Make it come True but to their dismay, they dreams are just endless texts about Parties and alcohol which the models themselves foots the bills.

Whenever Auditions are conducted, all the selected Models have to pay $. 100 (Ksh. 8,000) for a professional photo-shoot which apparently is not professional as its conducted by themselves under the guide of Rnaze, Joe and Malaika. So basically No pro Photographer is called in to do the Photos. They then edit these photos on Photoshop and post them online to attract more admirers.

Rnaze Directing a shoot.

Malaika at work directing the shoot

Basically the money paid by models is not used anywhere as the models have to foot own bills including Transport, food as well as drinks.

For Starters, in the modelling world photos are the major selling point and  Serious Talent Agencies do not charge for this. They actually does photo-shoots for Free.
We walked to some of the the agencies including Versatile who do their Photo-shoots every Saturday and its free for their Models.

On the First Year, Strut It Africa took in 100 Models after which 20 dropped out and the 80 that remained, paid for photo shoot but were never contacted for any Job after that making it $. 8,000 (Ksh. 650,000).
The 2nd Year the took in 300 models which paid the money making them $. 3,000 (Ksh. 2.4 M) Richer.

Now this year, auditions were conducted  on 25th and out of the over 1,000 models who turned up, 700 were selected and were already told about the photo-shoot. Now supposing all the 700 pay the $. 100 they will make a whooping $. 70,000 (Ksh. 5.7 M)!!!

The Models bare the hot sun only to be conned in the name of getting fame.

Models bearing the hot sun in Line

Models in Line for Audition

One of the Models James Kariago said,
"I have been with Strut It since its inception but I have never done any job!!!" expressing his dismay.

"Rnaze and Malaika who are the founders also scramble with Models for jobs even after paying them. All they do is send us text about parties and events which we need to attend at our own expense."

Last year, Rnaze declared his love for a Toyota Marl X a car Model whose Market Value is  $. 3,000 (Ksh. 2.5M)!!
Where can a refugee get this kind of Money when he doesn't have a job and depends on his parents top take care of him?
The only way is to steal, con or mug some hard working individuals.

We made a follow up on Rnaze who we realized is a Model with Versatile Models Kenya which is one of the Leading Agencies in the Country.

The Managing Director Ray says.
"I know Rnaze very well, we're the people who introduced him to Modelling world.
He Has done with us All his adverts"

Asked if he knew Strut It Africa,

"Well, Yeah I have heard about them Rnaze being the President but am not sure if they are fully Fledged because Rnaze still calls us for Jobs and also comes for our Photo shoots which are free"

"Am told he even uses the photo adverts he did with us to present to his clients as STRUT IT Jobs"
 He added.
Back to USIU, one of his closest pals who asked for anonymity said,

"This guy just talks lots of Fluent English but is as broke as hell."

"He asks everyone for Money and personally he owes me 70k"

Now That's RNAZE for you

Some of the Leaders of Strut include
1. Joe (Malaika's Boyfriend) also Maina Kageni's house mate
2. Rishard Rashid.
3. Nick Mwaniki

All these cronies eat together.

Your CEO and leaders cant be doing the same jobs as the models.
Where is the distinction?
You are abusing the role of CEO

President Uhuru's Son Muhoho is Dating Moi's Grand Daughter

President Uhuru Kenyatta’s son, Muhoho Kenyatta is said to be dating Moi’s grand daughter (Phillip Moi’s daughter), Tallisa Moi. They have been spotted at different functions having a good time with the young couple really enjoying time together.
Muhoho is a student at Braeburn School doing his A-Levels while Tallisa is a student at St. Andrews University in United Kingdom. The university is famous as is it the same university where Prince William and Kate Middleton went to.
The couple are publicly showing their love on Instagram where they together with a circle of who-is-who’s kids have a presence. Muhoho Kenyatta, Tallisa Moi and Rossana Moi all have a presence on the photo sharing socila media platform. Other prominent figures are Kabogo’s son and Kristina Pratt’s kids. They can be seen sharing photos of themselves clubbing and having a good time.

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