Monday, 10 February 2014

These 29 Photos Will Make You Look At Least Twice. They’re Hilariously Perfect.

Each and every one of these 29 pictures will make you say WTF. It’s hard to see, but they are all amazing optical illusions that were created on accident. You’ll have to do a double-take just to notice. They are all awesome, although I do feel bad for the poor women who accidentally look naked. Oops!





























Sunday, 9 February 2014

Shock as Monster Energy drink loved by Nairobi teens has killed several in Britain

According to a story published this week by the Daily Mail, Monster energy drink could lead to seizures, mania, stroke, sudden death or a fatal heart attack. The energy drink, being sold at Sh200 is popular with the young in Nairobi, especially teenagers. The UK family of a 14-year-old girl who died after she drank two of the beverages is also suing the makers of Monster, an energy drink with the caffeine equivalent of seven cans of Coca-Cola.
In December 2011, 14-year-old Anais Fournier died of “cardiac arrhythmia due to caffeine toxicity” after drinking two 710 ml cans of Monster Energy drink. With some cans having 13 teaspoons of sugar and the equivalent in caffeine of two cups of coffee, there is growing alarm over what these drinks are doing to the young body and brain. According to another article in The New York Times, five people may have died over the past three years after drinking Monster Energy, according to incident reports recently released by the US watchdog, Food and Drug Administration.  In the Daily Mail article, Jenni Weaver was baffled by her 15-year-old daughter Gina’s mysterious symptoms. “She started having really bad stomach cramps,” says Jenni. “She was suffering headaches, too. I was so worried, but I couldn’t work it out and neither could our family doctor.” In March, the pain got so bad that Gina, 15, had to be hospitalised and given morphine.
“The doctor couldn’t establish what was causing it, so he asked Gina about her diet,” says Jenni. “She had a normal diet, but then she mentioned that she drank the energy drink Monster. She admitted she drank about three or four cans a day, which she was buying on her way to school. “The doctor told her that she had to stop. Gina followed the doctor’s advice and the stomach pains and headaches have ceased.”  Gina was drinking up to two litres of Monster a day, which is around 640mg of caffeine – the recommended daily limit for adults is 400mg. A 2011 study in America reported on a number of cases where excessive caffeine consumption in energy drinks had been associated with effects such as “seizures, mania, stroke and sudden death”. Monster is distributed in Kenya by Wines of the World, one of the leading forces in the alcoholic beverage market.
Was taken to bed  When reached for comment by The Nairobian as to whether the company has raised awareness among consumers about over consumption of Monster, a Ms Ann from the marketing department said: “Anything we communicate to consumers usually come from the head office and all the information about the drink is available on the head company’s website.”  ‘Kui’, a waitress at Extreme Pub and Restaurant in Embakasi said the drink is a favourite with  teetotalers. “Most people who join their friends but don’t drink prefer to take Monster. They drink three or four cans the whole night. I didn’t know too much of it is bad,” she says. E-mails to Kenya Bureau of Standards regarding Monster weren’t replied to by the time The Nairobian was taken to bed as  the switchboard operator could not transfer us to the specific department, but asked that we book an appointment to see the director next week, (February 10-14).

Saturday, 8 February 2014

Calif Records' Clemo solicing Sex for Music

Reports reaching us indicate that a senior Calif the Records Producer and Manage takes advantage of new Lady entrants in the Music Industry.

Known for his hot hits, Clemo apparently told an upcoming artist to sort him out sexually, he will produce her song for Free!1

Apparently, even after feasting on the lady's goods, Clemo is yet to live up to his promise.

Does is mean that He sleeps with every Calif Record Female Musician???

OMG!! Strut It Afrika! I was hired to con....



You all know about the story we did on Strut It Afrika The con Agency how they con Models and how they steal from people through their briefcase Agency.

No So much has been said about Hot Crunch being sponsored by a rival Agency but I wonder which agency would sponsor a story concerning a briefcase agency ran by students?

This story was given to us by one of the former Models who was also conned.

Anyway put that aside.

We invited them to our office and called their secretary of Legal Affairs Mr. Rashid Rishard to around table meeting and serve us with their Charge sheet for defarmation as they claimed.

Rishard Rashid
Rashid came out clean and said he left Strut it Africa last year when things got thick because of the pressure from Models asking for Jobs as well as differences between him and other guys at the Top management.

Asked about the recent audition which Strut it Africa did at Secrets Lounge,
"I was hired!" Came his Reply.

Rumors has it that after their recent tour of auditions, they will resurface with a new name since Strut It has been deemed unfit to con People.

They are currently in Mombasa doing the same thing they do.....
Auditions and conning

We called Rnaze on his cell but there was no reply neither did he respond to our texts.

We ask,

Why is Strut it Never Registered?
Do they pay Taxes?
Why are they operating from their Campus Hostels?


OK I'll take a nap.

They can go ran with their stories to other blogs but at Hot Crunch, we expose every detail we get.

Be the JUDGE

Shocking!!! Leaked Video. Police Officers having sex in the office

Our Police officers have gone extreme and are now having sex with their mates.
See the video below

Monday, 3 February 2014

Justin Beiber Caught S_ckling on Str1ppers B00bies in Public ! Where Do You think He went wrong ?





A controversial picture of Justin Bieber biting a stri'pper’s n1.ple has shocked fans as the teenage popstar continues his free-fall from popularity.

It’s the latest sign the 19-year-old is going off-the-rails as he nibbles a female’s br3ast with his pal Khalil Sharieff at a recent party.

The woman – whose identity is currently unknown – is sporting a fruity rainbow coloured Playboy bunny tattoo as she cups her bosoms for the eager lads.

A source says the stri' pper was “hired to perform” for Bieber and his friends at a Los Angeles recording studio, report TMZ.

Bieber obviously quite fancied a, er, taste of the action or his dummy was unfortunately misplaced.

A few years ago the Boyfriend singer confessed to Rolling Stone he didn't believe in S3X before marriage.

Where did it all go wrong?

No doubt his defiant mother Pattie Mallette will be disappointed the see the S3Xual snap after backing her son against the recent criticism following his arrest.

She told friends: “Justin is not out of control. He has always been someone who has to do things his way. He will do the right thing and he will come out on top.”

Bieber is suffering the toughest test of his career after police in Toronto decided to charge the star with assault last week.

Is Justin Justified to do this ? where did he ever Go Wrong ? What Do You think his Mother shoul do about this ?

The last thing a 3 year old said "I will tell God everything!!"

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This picture is haunting and it’s been floating around the internet with the sentence:
The last sentence a 3-year-old Syrian said before he died: “I’m gonna tell God everything”
And that’s equally haunting.  It’s impossible to verify but the picture tells a story about the pain and suffering that exists in Syria right now.  There are many in the media who would like to say this is because president Bashar al-Assad is a ruthless killer.  And that’s half true.  Like other government leaders – he has engaged in war and with that war has come the death of tens of thousands and the displacement of over 1 million Syrians now living in refugee camps.
But this hasn’t always been the case.  This is the inevitable result of a covert war being waged by the U.S., Israel and other Sunni countries like Qatar and Saudi Arabia.  Our interests in taking down the Syrian dictator al-Assad are all about geo-politics.  If we take out Syria – we neuter Iranian influence in the region.  It has gotten so bad that al-Qaeda is now fighting on the same side as the United States government and Bashar al-Assad and his government are fighting al-Qaeda.  And Syrians are all the victim of this massive global covert proxy war.
It has gotten to the point where we don’t even know if the chemical weapons that were used in Syria were the result of al-Qaeda or the Syrian government.  When it comes to matters of intelligence and propaganda – it’s very hard to discern truth from fiction.  But no one can deny that Syria was a very stable country until we decided to go in all guns blazing.  We’re not bringing democracy to the world – that’s the sound of imperialism baby.

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