THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER TELL A FAT LADY
1.You’re not fat!
I am fat. It's just a descriptor. If I'm calling myself fat, I have accepted my awesome chub;
2. You have such a pretty face.
I know. I also have a banging body—it just happens to be bigger than what you're used to being told is attractive.
3 Do you really need that chocolate bar?
No, but I'm gonna eat it anyway. AND?? No one needs a candy bar, but they're goddamn delicious.
4. You'd look better if you were healthier.
Even if I were unhealthy, it's non of your business and I would still look good.
5. I'm so fat.
Don't talk about being fat around a fat person when you are not fat. It's obvious you're using the term to address your body negatively and that sucks for two reasons: a. Don't talk negatively about your own body, the outside world does that enough; and b. If you think you're fat and you're roughly half my size, what do you think about me? That am obese.
6. Have you ever tried EXERCISE ? Have you ever heard of exercise at all? Do you come from this planet?
Yes, I know how to walk— I'm great at walking Yes i know what exercise is. I practice yoga, I swim, I love Zumba, and yes, I do know what a gym is.
7. Can I borrow that skirt sometime?
if you want to wear it as an oversized cape? Sure. And again: STOP PRETENDING WE ARE THE SAME SIZE. I'm starting to think you need glasses and some sort of medication.
8. Have you lost weight??
No. No, I have not. And if I had, maybe it's because I'm DEATHLY ILL—so don't comment on other people's weight. Just don't.
9.Do you know any diet specialist
Dieting sucks and it doesn't work, and I've stopped that business. I just want to be happy and healthy, and one of the best ways for me to do that is to not stress so damn much about my weight. So please stop.
10. I am just trying to help.
Don't. I'll ask for help if I need it but when you just start offering advice, I don't feel cared for. I feel humilated. Plus, I love me just the way I am, and hope you do, too.
Thursday, 26 December 2013
Justin Bieber Retires from Music
Justin Bieber The pop singer just gave his fans a very upsetting Christmas gift after posting to his million tweeter fans that he was retiring from music.
The 19-year-old singer tweeted on Tuesday night that he is officially retiring and stepping away from the music business.
"My beloved beliebers I'm officially retiring," he wrote.
But before you Bieber fans start panicking and/or rioting, he also tweeted that he would "never leave" his fans, so this "retiring" he's speaking of could mean a lot of different thing
"The media talks a lot about me," he continued. "They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I'm never leaving you, being a belieber is a lifestyle."
He finished his announcement with: "Be kind loving to each other, forgive each other as God forgave us through Christ Merry Christmas IM HERE FOREVER."
This news comes a week after his interview with Power 106 radio station where he said he was going to quit the biz.
"Um, I'm actually retiring, man," he said about the future of his career.
Though his representative had no compliment about his comment on retirement
His manager said that he wanted Justin Bieber to take a year off after his new movie Believe comes out on Christmas day.
"I'm telling him after this movie, I want him to take next year off and just take a break," Scooter said. "He can still live in the studio and work on the next album, which is what he wants to do, but I just want him to take some time to himself, so he can have that time alone because he's been working since he was 12 years old."
Do you think Justin Bieber is actually retiring? Or is he talking about the break .. Beliebers.
The 19-year-old singer tweeted on Tuesday night that he is officially retiring and stepping away from the music business.
"My beloved beliebers I'm officially retiring," he wrote.
But before you Bieber fans start panicking and/or rioting, he also tweeted that he would "never leave" his fans, so this "retiring" he's speaking of could mean a lot of different thing
"The media talks a lot about me," he continued. "They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I'm never leaving you, being a belieber is a lifestyle."
He finished his announcement with: "Be kind loving to each other, forgive each other as God forgave us through Christ Merry Christmas IM HERE FOREVER."
This news comes a week after his interview with Power 106 radio station where he said he was going to quit the biz.
"Um, I'm actually retiring, man," he said about the future of his career.
Though his representative had no compliment about his comment on retirement
His manager said that he wanted Justin Bieber to take a year off after his new movie Believe comes out on Christmas day.
"I'm telling him after this movie, I want him to take next year off and just take a break," Scooter said. "He can still live in the studio and work on the next album, which is what he wants to do, but I just want him to take some time to himself, so he can have that time alone because he's been working since he was 12 years old."
Do you think Justin Bieber is actually retiring? Or is he talking about the break .. Beliebers.
President Uhuru Kenyatta heads to South Sudan for Reconciliatory Talks
President Kenyatta arrives in Juba for talks with Kirr
Juba 26th December 2013 (PSCU) President Uhuru Kenyatta has arrived in Juba, South Sudan for a one day official visit.
The plane carrying the President and his delegation touched down at Juba International Airport shortly before 10.a.m.
On arrival, President Kenyatta was received by senior South Sudanese Government officials and Kenya’s Ambassador Cleland Leshore.
President Kenyatta, who is the current chair of East African Community (EAC), is leading a high powered delegation for talks with the host President Salva Kiir on the ongoing political crisis in the neighbouring country at State House, Juba.
Ethiopia’s Prime Minister Hailemariam Dessalegn is also attending the talks.
Mediation talks between the parties involved began earlier in the week with a ministerial delegation from the development agency IGAD. Cabinet Secretary for Foreign Affairs and International Trade, Ambassador Amina Mohammed was part of the team.
Juba 26th December 2013 (PSCU) President Uhuru Kenyatta has arrived in Juba, South Sudan for a one day official visit.
The plane carrying the President and his delegation touched down at Juba International Airport shortly before 10.a.m.
On arrival, President Kenyatta was received by senior South Sudanese Government officials and Kenya’s Ambassador Cleland Leshore.
President Kenyatta, who is the current chair of East African Community (EAC), is leading a high powered delegation for talks with the host President Salva Kiir on the ongoing political crisis in the neighbouring country at State House, Juba.
Ethiopia’s Prime Minister Hailemariam Dessalegn is also attending the talks.
Mediation talks between the parties involved began earlier in the week with a ministerial delegation from the development agency IGAD. Cabinet Secretary for Foreign Affairs and International Trade, Ambassador Amina Mohammed was part of the team.
Pastor caught in the act with another man’s wife (VIDEO)
Kenya – There was drama in Majengo estate in Nanyuki town after a pastor was caught in the act with another man’s wife.
This happened barely when Pastor Jailed for 20 years with hard labour for Raping blind Woman
Francis Kuria could not believe his eyes when he caught the clergy man with his wife.
The two were then locked inside the house before being hauled into a vehicle by local church elders to safety.
They were later released and paraded in public as neighbours were threatening to lynch the pastor.
See video below
Kim Kardashian shows off sexy post-baby bikini body (PHOTOS)
She was cruelly taunted by fat jokes when she gained weight during her pregnancy with daughter North West.
But Kim Kardashian has seemingly now had the last laugh.
The reality star put all her critics to shame when she stepped onto the beach in Miami recently showing off her stunning post-pregnancy figure, just six months after giving birth.
Her body is back! Kim had gone to great pains to regain her figure following her pregnancy with North, and has since lost a reported 56lbs since giving birth back in June
The 33-year-old, who is though to have lost over 56lbs, simply sizzled in a white bikini as she took an early morning stroll with best friend Jonathan Cheban and a gal pal.
With its triangle halterneck top and barely-there bikini bottoms, the skimpy suit accentuated Kim's famous luscious curves.
The two-piece also possessed somewhat of a Seventies vibe, giving the mother-of-one a more bohemian beach look.
Running with the theme, the newly golden-haired star wore her long locks out in a natural style and had very little make-up applied to her tanned complexion.
Braving the chilly ocean, she was seen dipping her toes in the water as the trio took their stroll along the shore.
Clearly confident in her skin, it was obvious that the reality star was back to her very best.
Keeping it tight: Kim's curves were on show in a pair of tight black Nike leggings teamed with a matching zip-up top
Kim previously revealed that she was following the Atkins diet to shed her baby weight, which involves entirely cutting out carbohydrates.
During an interview with E! News last week, she admitted that after seeing herself on the front cover of Us Weekly in her white bikini she aimed to drop another 10lbs.
'I saw one photo,' she said. 'It was OK. I think I still have about 10 pounds to go.'
Cruel: Kim, seen here in June this year, was cruelly taunted with fat jokes during her pregnancy with North West
However, while Kim lost the weight she gained while pregnant with North with the help of Atkins, she is currently taking a less 'hardcore' approach to the diet.
'(It has) really trained me not to eat so many carbs. I used to eat so many carbs, and now I don't,' she explained.
'I mean, as you get older and your body changes, you just can't eat the way you used to.
'So I'm training myself and I work out. You know, I love Pilates, I love running. Now that we're on the road, just any gym in any hotel, I just go for it.'
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star also admitted that hearing rumours she lost the weight with the help of surgery got to her.
'I think [the rumours] really upset me just because I worked so hard,' she said.
'This was such a challenge for me. I did gain a lot of weight, I did. It was hard for me. Everyone was really not the nicest with me when I was pregnant and you lose sight for a second, like, "Wait, what if I never get my body back to normal again?"
'For a second you think that. So I said to myself, "I really want to commit to something and it's important for me," and because I was not a dieter that ever committed before.
'I always worked out, but it was a challenge for me. And so because I stuck through with it, I was so proud of myself for doing that, that it really upset me when people would always try and make it into something else of why I lost the weight.'
But Kim Kardashian has seemingly now had the last laugh.
The reality star put all her critics to shame when she stepped onto the beach in Miami recently showing off her stunning post-pregnancy figure, just six months after giving birth.
Her body is back! Kim had gone to great pains to regain her figure following her pregnancy with North, and has since lost a reported 56lbs since giving birth back in June
White hot: Kim Kardashian showed off her incredible post-pregnancy body
in a white bikini as she hit the beach in Miami recently
The 33-year-old, who is though to have lost over 56lbs, simply sizzled in a white bikini as she took an early morning stroll with best friend Jonathan Cheban and a gal pal.
With its triangle halterneck top and barely-there bikini bottoms, the skimpy suit accentuated Kim's famous luscious curves.
The two-piece also possessed somewhat of a Seventies vibe, giving the mother-of-one a more bohemian beach look.
Dangerous curves: With it's triangle halterneck top and barely-there
bikini bottoms, the skimpy suit accentuated Kim's famous luscious curves
Top of the morning: The 33-year-old simply sizzled in her white
bikini as she took an early morning stroll with best friend Jonathan
Cheban and a gal pal
Running with the theme, the newly golden-haired star wore her long locks out in a natural style and had very little make-up applied to her tanned complexion.
Braving the chilly ocean, she was seen dipping her toes in the water as the trio took their stroll along the shore.
Clearly confident in her skin, it was obvious that the reality star was back to her very best.
Rear-ly impressive: Kim's famous asset took centre stage in the tiny two-piece
Gruelling: Kim has reportedly been doing '100 squads every morning' to get herself back into shape
Bohemian babe: Kim's two-piece also possessed somewhat of a Seventies vibe, giving the mother-of-one a more bohemian beach look
But Kim's body has not come easy, and while she was enjoying a relaxing time in the Florida city, she was also hitting the gym.
During her trip, she was seen leaving her South Beach hotel in her workout gear, which once again consisted of clingy material.
Kim's curves were on show in a pair of tight black Nike leggings teamed with a matching zip-up jacket.
A low-cut exercise top served to show off her ample cleavage, and she donned a pair of fresh and flashy black and white Nike trainers.
Kim has reportedly lost over 56lbs since giving birth to her daughter North on June 15.
But her sleek new look certainly wasn't a breeze to obtain, with the reality star putting herself through gruelling workout regimes, including kicking off each day with 100 squats to help her shed the pounds.
A friend of the star told HollywoodLife.com: 'She wakes up and does more than 100 squats every single morning.
But Kim's body has not come easy, and while she was enjoying a relaxing time in the Florida city, she was also hitting the gym.
During her trip, she was seen leaving her South Beach hotel in her workout gear, which once again consisted of clingy material.
Kim's curves were on show in a pair of tight black Nike leggings teamed with a matching zip-up jacket.
Fun in the sun: The reality star looked rested and relaxed during her Miami break
Having a giggle: She was also seen sharing plenty of laughs with her pals
A low-cut exercise top served to show off her ample cleavage, and she donned a pair of fresh and flashy black and white Nike trainers.
Kim has reportedly lost over 56lbs since giving birth to her daughter North on June 15.
But her sleek new look certainly wasn't a breeze to obtain, with the reality star putting herself through gruelling workout regimes, including kicking off each day with 100 squats to help her shed the pounds.
A friend of the star told HollywoodLife.com: 'She wakes up and does more than 100 squats every single morning.
A drop in the ocean: Braving the chilly sea, Kim was seen dipping her
toes in the water as she and her friends took a stroll along the shore
Back to her best: Clearly confident in her skin, it was obvious that the reality star was back to her very best
'Even now, when she can wear the things she did before her pregnancy, she still wants to tone her body.'
However, Kim has also been lucky enough to have a personal chef and trainer with her on the road as she accompanies fiancé Kanye West on his Yeezus tour.
A source told People.com: 'She's got a trainer on tour with she and Kanye and a chef to keep her meals carb free.
'With the exception of some cheat days, because she is realistic now, she sticks with it!'
'Even now, when she can wear the things she did before her pregnancy, she still wants to tone her body.'
However, Kim has also been lucky enough to have a personal chef and trainer with her on the road as she accompanies fiancé Kanye West on his Yeezus tour.
A source told People.com: 'She's got a trainer on tour with she and Kanye and a chef to keep her meals carb free.
'With the exception of some cheat days, because she is realistic now, she sticks with it!'
It doesn't come easy! Kim was also seen heading to a workout during her trip
Kim previously revealed that she was following the Atkins diet to shed her baby weight, which involves entirely cutting out carbohydrates.
During an interview with E! News last week, she admitted that after seeing herself on the front cover of Us Weekly in her white bikini she aimed to drop another 10lbs.
'I saw one photo,' she said. 'It was OK. I think I still have about 10 pounds to go.'
However, while Kim lost the weight she gained while pregnant with North with the help of Atkins, she is currently taking a less 'hardcore' approach to the diet.
'(It has) really trained me not to eat so many carbs. I used to eat so many carbs, and now I don't,' she explained.
'I mean, as you get older and your body changes, you just can't eat the way you used to.
'So I'm training myself and I work out. You know, I love Pilates, I love running. Now that we're on the road, just any gym in any hotel, I just go for it.'
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star also admitted that hearing rumours she lost the weight with the help of surgery got to her.
'I think [the rumours] really upset me just because I worked so hard,' she said.
'This was such a challenge for me. I did gain a lot of weight, I did. It was hard for me. Everyone was really not the nicest with me when I was pregnant and you lose sight for a second, like, "Wait, what if I never get my body back to normal again?"
'For a second you think that. So I said to myself, "I really want to commit to something and it's important for me," and because I was not a dieter that ever committed before.
'I always worked out, but it was a challenge for me. And so because I stuck through with it, I was so proud of myself for doing that, that it really upset me when people would always try and make it into something else of why I lost the weight.'
Wednesday, 25 December 2013
Wedding guest steps in to marry bride after groom disappears
India – A 30-year-old man who came to witness a wedding ended up as the bridegroom in a kind gesture as the bridegroom-to-be failed to turn up to tie the knot on Wednesday, Times of India reported.
Ponradha, 23, daughter of Palpandi of Lakshmimanagaram near Arumuganeri in Kanyakumari district was betrothed to be married to Sithiraivelu, 35, son of Jayaraman of Lakshmipuram in Kayalpattinam of the same district. The wedding was to be held on Wednesday and arrangements were on in full swing in the bride’s hometown.
They had prepared to welcome the bridegroom on Tuesday evening and were awaiting his arrival when they were informed that he had gone missing. Sithiraivelu’s family had claimed to the bride’s family that Sitharaivelu had a quarrel with them on Monday and walked out of their home. Though they had been expecting him to come back as usual, he did not return, they had further said. Hearing this, the bride’s family went into a frenzy, as a stopped marriage would affect the girl’s future.
The news spread around the town of Lakshmimanagaram like a wildfire when Sivakumar, a relative of the bride who had come to take part in the wedding, agreed to marry Ponradha after his relatives persuaded him to do so. The wedding then took place as per the schedule, much to the relief of the family. The other guests who had come there also congratulated and appreciated Sivakumar for his timely gesture.
Samsung Jaza Keja Promotion is a Big Fraud
Samsung has been running some promotion called Jaza Keja. From what we can gather, Samsung was rewarding one LUCKY shopper who bough a Samsung electronic, with a full house worth of electronics and a pick-up.
This pick-up had goods worth over KES. 800,000/= including:
- A Samsung 46″ SMART Tv
- A Samsung BluRay 3D Home Theatre System
- A Samsung Washing machine
- A Samsung GalaxyNote 10.1
- A Samsung GalaxyS 4
- A Samsung Series 9 laptop
- A Samsung Vacuum cleaner
- A Samsung Colour Laser Printer
- A Samsung 46″ SMART Tv
- A Samsung BluRay 3D Home Theatre System
- A Samsung Washing machine
- A Samsung GalaxyNote 10.1
- A Samsung GalaxyS 4
- A Samsung Series 9 laptop
- A Samsung Vacuum cleaner
- A Samsung Colour Laser Printer
So on the 23rd, just a day before the Final draw, one Kevin Madegwa(@sirfender) Tweeted Samsung to follow him so he can DM (send them a private message)
So on 24th which was the final draw, Samsung announced the winner Kevin Madegwa as the Winner.!!
How coincident!!!
I wonder what kind of deals Kevin broke with Samsung guys to make him the winner or what he had to give them.
Was the draw supervised by Betting Control and Licensing Board (BCLB) officials??
Samsung is too Much!!!
Tuesday, 24 December 2013
Reasons why Kenyas Google how to Kiss!!!
On Tuesday, Google released its annual Zeitgeist report, which summarizes the top internet searches per country.
The giant search engine categorizes the list into events, people, TV shows, news sites, how to etc.
How to kiss topped the 'How to' list in Kenya.
It is encouraging what Kenyans are doing here, considering majority of us are really bad kissers.
This is what I mean.
The giant search engine categorizes the list into events, people, TV shows, news sites, how to etc.
How to kiss topped the 'How to' list in Kenya.
It is encouraging what Kenyans are doing here, considering majority of us are really bad kissers.
This is what I mean.
Machakos Governor Dr. Alfred Mutua and Hot Wife
During Keny@50 Jamhuri day celebrations last week, Machakos governor Alfred Mutua chose to celebrate in Nairobi.
At one time during the ceremony held at Safaricom Stadium Kasarani, TV cameras pointed to a lady seated next to Mutua.
A lady many would soon learn was his wife.
Activity on Twitter increased, as Kenyans tried to get to understand where Mrs Mutua had been all this time... majority were seeing her for the first time.
Judging by the photos below, you can understand why she was trending for quite a while.
Wrong are you if you thought she's all beauty but no brains.
Her name is Josephine Thitu Mutua. She holds a Bachelor’s degree in Pharmacy, a master’s degree in Public health and a Doctorate in Pharmacy.
Together with Mutua, they've been blessed with three children; four year old twins and the eldest child only 7.
At one time during the ceremony held at Safaricom Stadium Kasarani, TV cameras pointed to a lady seated next to Mutua.
A lady many would soon learn was his wife.
Activity on Twitter increased, as Kenyans tried to get to understand where Mrs Mutua had been all this time... majority were seeing her for the first time.
Judging by the photos below, you can understand why she was trending for quite a while.
Wrong are you if you thought she's all beauty but no brains.
Her name is Josephine Thitu Mutua. She holds a Bachelor’s degree in Pharmacy, a master’s degree in Public health and a Doctorate in Pharmacy.
Together with Mutua, they've been blessed with three children; four year old twins and the eldest child only 7.
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