A sexpest’s lust has been permanently tamed after his whopper was chopped by a man who nabbed him bonking his wife.
Reliable sources identified the victim as Joseph Edongot, a
34-year-old father of three and resident of Kajamaka village, Kapolin
parish in Ongino Sub County, Kumi District; while his ruthless tormentor
is John Robert Emuron, a resident of Akuoro village, Kapasak Parish in
Ongino Sub County, and husband to the cheating woman, who was only
identified as Grace.
While speaking from sick bed at Kumi Hospital, where he is undergoing
intensive treatment, Edongot narrated his unfortunate ordeal as thus:
“My woes began in October last year, when I went to Ongino Market to
buy fish and saw Grace selling ‘Ajono’ (local brew) next to the fish
stall. I instantly fell for her because she looked so beautiful, so I
went over to her and expressed my interest in her. Luckily, she accepted
my advances and even told me her Kandahar territory was vacant because
there was no whopper docking at it. Since then I have been visiting her,
only that I hadn’t got the chance to bonk her because of her busy
schedule. This chance however presented itself last Friday, when she
invited me to her home that evening for a special yoyo treat.”
Edongot adds that that evening he retired with Grace at about 7:30pm, and carried her to her home on his bicycle.
He says they went into bed and started bonking at 8:30pm.
He however says that after the first round, he was shocked beyond
belief, when Emuron flung the door open and charged at him as though he
was a wounded Rhino.
He says that Grace fled the house, leaving him to be nabbed by
Emuron, who together with two unidentified friends of his tied Edongot’s
hands and legs.
Emuron is then said to have reached for a knife, which he used to sever the cheat’s whopper.
Edongot said that his tormentors immediately fled, and he was only
saved by Peter Omeri, the councillor, as well as LC2 chairperson of
Kapasak parish, who took him to police, before later forwarding him to
hospital.
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